Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
ease off the ass
uh youtube are you trying to start some shit
If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via]
OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG
So I opened my locker today and…
i think you should be more concerned that they know your locker combo
This is a time where a comma is really needed.
The Reichenbach Fall: Sherlock’s Jump - Film vs. Location [x]
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
When you’re in too deep…
David enjoyed this way too much.
what the fuck is this. what the fuck does this mean. what the fuck
its a pun
say “try-sarahs-tops” out loud